How off can a lime really be

“how off can a lime really be” a phrase commonly used in the United Kingdom that is used to explain that a bad situation cannot really be that’s bad

"let’s make some cocktails? the limes are old, but how off can a lime really be?"
"Is it safe to drink this pimms? It’s over a year old… fuck it how off can a lime really be"
"I want to buy this, but a buttons missing… but how off can a lime really be?"

by TC&YAS May 10, 2022

Kallie can I

Where you can't do shit

I'm going to biuld a truck.. "kallie can I"

by Yamaha 295 December 31, 2021

Can Cocker

When somebody intensely fucks a can until they cum. The cum inside of the can is then fed to a small child as a sick prank.

Hey, can you give that can cocker to Billy? He's been a little bitch lately so I think it'd be a funny prank

by Arson in my anal cavity January 17, 2022

Bitch cans

355 ml cans of beer/alcoholic beverage

No bitch cans please, we need that extra 118 ml.

by Dejo January 22, 2022

Can you guys assign me a Cajun French name?

Maybe you guys can assign me a Cajun French name and then I can try to learn the French language and have children with a Cajun girl?

Can you guys assign me a Cajun French name?

by Death Menace September 24, 2022

can of corn

A short but fat dick

His can of corn stretched her mouth wide open.

by milfather September 29, 2022

time is a thing you can

Put on the wall Or were it on your wrist the past is fare behind us the future doesn’t exist

What’s the time
It’s a quarter to nine
Time to have a bath
Time is a thing you can

by That fruity dumb frog September 30, 2022