Mustache-Shielding

When a person gives a hypothetical dilemma, and the responding party tries to include bypasses to make the scenario work better, Mustache-Shielding is when the person presenting the dilemma shuts down the bypasses to ensure that the scenario is still difficult.

"Would you go on a date with a girl with a mustache for 50 bucks?" -Jinya
"Can't I just shave off her mustache then?" -Shosh
"No, you're not allowed to." -Jinya
"Stop Mustache-Shielding you retard." -Shosh

by Sleepy Chigga October 8, 2025

MUSTARD COOKIE

When a dog or a feral human leaves a bright yellow mustard colored flat turd on the dirt or pavement of any west coast metropolitan city. Shaped like a disc about the size of your hand with the consistency of pancake mix. It will harden with sunshine and proper cement temperatures.

Bowie is so sick, he keeps laying mustard cookies in the bushes and the hobo keeps spatuala’ing them up and using them as flatbread for his cheese and salami. By Dr. Lepper and co.

by Dr. Lepper October 22, 2025

Mustard Mango Challenge

When you drizzle your tits in mustard, slice some mangos, and rub it all over yourself.

Tristan: Oh my god! You are never gonna believe what I walked in on Owen doing!
Zack: What was he doing?
Tristan: He did the Mustard Mango Challenge, and made a mess in your bathroom!
Zack: Oh shit, Ima have to lick that all up!

by DumDaddy November 4, 2025

mustelification

Mustelification; convergent evolution similar to “carcinization” wherein mammalian carnivores develop shorter legs, small triangular legs and elongated bodies. In other words, a weasel.

Otherwise known as Mustelization.

“Should the Mustelidae equivalent to carcenization be known as mustelification or mustelization?”

by qhostkid November 10, 2025

Musteredstepper

Someone that likes fat Asian women to step on them sometimes in private area.

My coworker Christian is a musteredstepper, and can stop talking about it.

by Drvanos November 10, 2025

Mustache-Shielding

A defense mechanism that occurs when presenting a hypothetical to a friend who attempts to find unintended loopholes that skirt the main contention of the hypothetical in which you respond by including as many guardrails as possible in an attempt to plug up said loopholes.

Oliver: Would you date your crush if she had a really big mustache?
George: Yeah, I could literally just shave the mustache off.
Oliver: No you can't, she has a mustache shield.
George: Duuude stop mustache-shielding!

by Guy616 November 18, 2025

Musted

When a fat nigga stank a lil bit and walk by you you’ve been musted

This nigga musted me

by MustySancho November 28, 2025