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Josh

Has eyes like the ocean has a massive cock and he pulls the fittest girls out there
Omg I would get fully naked for Josh
by I love Josh August 17, 2022
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Josh G

An absolute GIGA-CHAD, he can get whatever women he wants, and he can become a tank at any time.
Emily: Hey
Josh G: STFU BETA PIECE OF SHIT
Emily: *DIES
by Josh G(QuickFlicks) October 9, 2022
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Josh moment

A moment that can be compared with the dumbest things someone can do at any given time.
“My mile time is 9 minuets and 95 seconds.”
(Josh moment)
by DoorKnocker October 2, 2017
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Josh

Josh is a big fat butty hole who card read at the age of twelve and who picks his nose behind books
Person one: ewwww it’s josh
Person two: “gages”
by Y’all hehehehe August 24, 2020
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Joshing Up

by Martymcly13 November 5, 2016
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Josh nutter

This is a sexy specimen and should be worshiped by all. He is often found in his natural habitat of greggs and eating his native food of steak bakes.
Oh look, it is the sexy josh nutter eating a steak bake in greggs.
by Walkerboi November 16, 2020
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Josh

Josh is awash with talent, bravery, beauty, intelligence, and heart. He is the best listener. His mindfulness makes you wonder what intimacy with him would be like. You will want Josh to be your knight in shining armor. The lesson being that you save yourself before you can be with Josh. That he has a lot of responsibility that you shouldn’t add to but rather help make his load lighter and be free together.

He will feel familiar. An old soul. You will be your most at ease with Josh. You will want all of Josh’s dreams to come true, provided he is dreaming from a place where he knows his own brilliant light is priceless.

If you never see Josh again, know that all is well with him and with you.
Josh, the perfect BFF.

Josh is in high demand with the ladies.

Josh, do you see that you are the pearl in the lion’s den?
by #3333 May 20, 2019
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