peter park that ho

1>To ejaculate a very powerful cumshot that mimics qualites of spider web and lazer beams.

"man my bitch didn't let me fuck for a week, so by the time the dumb cunt was ready I had to fuck a bitch up and peter park that ho."

by shlempta schmenta April 24, 2010

ho pants

Any pants which make the wearer look like she's trickin' and trashy.

Selma's ho pants made her look trick, but she considered herself an amateur and was insulted when men asked her price.

by Moby Doug April 25, 2010

Ho Sang

First used in the 21st Century, South Bronx, NYC. Noun. An accidental slip and fall in which one foot slides apart from the other in either a horizontal or vertical motion, causing the possessor of said foot;to bust thier ass as they fall and tumble. Usually involves tumbling down a set of stairs, falling between the seats on a bus, or tumbling down a hill.

Renee pulled a Ho Sang when she slipped down the stairs while entering the train station.

by BlackKnightFL March 16, 2010

ho-blow

1.) n. crack or cocaine offered by a hooker

2.) v. blowing your nose, hobo-style. (place one finger against the side of one of your nostrils & give it all you got to the pavement or other surface immediately available -- so long as you keep a nice clean sleeve.)

1.)

dude 1: Damn, that ho-blow be GOOD SHIZNIT!!

dude 2: What are you, on CRACK?!!

2.) dude 3: Hang up a sec... I gotta ho-blow my nose...

by planarian_x33r0 January 5, 2010

Hos before Homework

Part of the collegiate trifecta of bros, hos, homework. In this instance, it refers to the preference that many males have for boning with their lady friends (aka hos) instead of doing their work. Also said when describing plans that will result in the act of copulation at the expense of getting an F.

"Hey dude, she called me up again. Yeah, I know I've got a problem set, but her tits were looking pretty juicy the other day. It's definitely a hos before homework situation."

by Yosemitic January 13, 2010

Westward Ho

Arse, presumably.

George Formby: With a boat hook sticking in your Westward Ho through sitting on the sands all night (Sitting On The Sands All Night)

by FlimpoRM January 30, 2010

Ho cannon

1. A title given to females of clearly promiscuous and disrespectful natures, so much so to the extent that one could aim and fire their promiscuous tendencies much like a cannon.

If the 2003 film, Master and Commander, were of a pornographic nature, they would be firing ho cannons instead of actual cannons.

"We need to keep Danielle away from David. Ho cannon.....FIRE!"

by WordslingerGun January 30, 2010