Who's ready to GIT-R-DONE?
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Get the You Bastard Guy mug.A social phenomenon afflicting many (but not all) naturally blonde males, in which they become disproportionately arrogant think themselves irresistible to the opposite sex. Found especially in an environment where most other guys have dark hair.
Their massive ego will make them ironically less attractive to some girls, and, also ironically, *more* attractive to others.
Their massive ego will make them ironically less attractive to some girls, and, also ironically, *more* attractive to others.
Ben ran one hand through his curly hair, grinning condescendingly at dark- haired Elliot next to him.
Mark, having Blonde Guy Complex, was convinced that Jane was staring at him when she was only looking at the wall clock.
Mark, having Blonde Guy Complex, was convinced that Jane was staring at him when she was only looking at the wall clock.
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Whenever an example of someone in the real world (or even online) losing their temper, he will be the first to mock and insult them for their lack of control, as if it could never happen to them.
But secretly, however, they are just as prone to flip out as anyone else, and simply lack empathy or honesty. The internet tough guy's jealous cousin.
Whenever an example of someone in the real world (or even online) losing their temper, he will be the first to mock and insult them for their lack of control, as if it could never happen to them.
But secretly, however, they are just as prone to flip out as anyone else, and simply lack empathy or honesty. The internet tough guy's jealous cousin.
<valky> so I got home and I found my wife in bed with my neighbour. I totally lost it, couldn't stop screaming. I threw her out. The kids are with my parents.
<slipklw> you threw her out? jeez what a douche
<valky> don't act internet zen guy with me; I'll fuck your wife and see how you react
<slipklw> you threw her out? jeez what a douche
<valky> don't act internet zen guy with me; I'll fuck your wife and see how you react
by DCH0 February 4, 2009
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