non-dairy creamer

the act of making jizz McCum... when you feel the urge to splurge and pop one off, when you do the big M and make Semen A.k.A non-dairy creamer...
Creamer= jizz
Non-Dairy= cuz it doesnt taste like milk.. trust me..

Johhny made some non-dairy creamer in his pants..

by Cha$e.. a.k.a Mr.MikeHuntIzItchee.. July 31, 2007

Cream Cheese Souflet

A comeback you use after someone insults you. Usually used against someone that you know really well. Sometimes it could be used as a compliment but it depends how you use it. Cream means I am going to cream you, cheese means a nasty specimen and souflet is just nasty man!

Person 1: I hate you so much!
Person 2: Well, I think you are a cream cheese souflet.
Person 1: YOUR MEAN I HATE YOU MOOMMMMY!

by YOOY January 12, 2008

ice cream sandwich

A threesome with a black person on the top, a white person in the middle, and a black person at the bottom.

"Hey Tyrone, wanna make an ice cream sandwich with my white girlfriend Sasha?"
"Yeah man I love ice cream sandwiches! I--oh."

by Scarrry November 1, 2020

philly cream cheese

ejaculatory fulids. (i.e. sperm, splooge, splooey, man goo, jiz, jig...)

i got philly cream cheese all over her face.

by ben c January 13, 2004

cream cushion

Another word for vagina. Substitute for pussy, cunt, mound, etc...

"I'm totally gonna fondle your cream cushion"

"Stick it in my cream cushion"

by Harry Butch Vonginabeast May 25, 2007

Creagerschmidt

a half human, half wolf-like creature. A Creagerschmidt is a crafty, sexually charged shape-shifting animal that is as dangerous as it is beautiful. They are born with Asian features and wolf-like instincts. Their diet consists of raw, bloody meat, and their appetite is as ferocious as their urge to rape other humans. They are amazing.

Oh shit, that Creagerschmidt is looking fiiiineee

by Onis December 29, 2010

cream esteem

When you cream a gloppy load of cum in a cunt that rejected you at first. When a twat initially rejects your ass then changes her mind and fucks you. You now have cream esteem. It's much like revenge fucking.

What a fucking cunt mongrelthat twat wouldn't even give me the time of day. Don't worry talk her into fucking you and get back your cream esteem. I just squeezed a gloppy loadin that bitches cornea that will show her. It doesn't matter if you cum in her ear, her asshole, in her left nostril, or cunt you have earned back your cream esteem. it's just like revenge fucking.

by InsertAndSquirt74 January 22, 2014