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banging the wife

banging the wife is code for losers who have wife's that won't give them any sex. so they lie to their buddies and say they were busy banging the wife which is code for fapping or making love to one's self.
Matt was getting owned by Nick in a meme war and couldn't think of anything to say. So matt said " I was banging the wife." Matt was really fapping or making love to himself while he watched a jib jab movie he made of Nick doing a striptease.
by the meme war master May 8, 2016
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Star Bang

1) When 2 well known celebrities have sex
2) When someone becomes mainstream famous because of having sex ex. Kim Kardashian
Did you see Kim Kardashian's sex tape? It was a real star bang!
by mattj_023 May 8, 2016
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Bang bang

Yo bro do you want to do a bang bang, I heard jack and Fiona are throwing down
by 10562 September 24, 2016
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Spawn banged

When the game spawns the enemy team behind or around you.
Welcome to call of duty where the spawn banged is real.
by LittleGamerMiss July 17, 2016
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shoo bang

A convoluted and machiavellian technique used to rid oneself of a no longer wanted lover.
Yoko was becoming a real drag, so I had Paul throw a shoo bang on her.
by Yogi5000 January 29, 2018
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nose bang

a nose bang is when a human being shoves his or her nose inside either the anus or the vagina very repeatedly.
guy:1 i'm gonna nose bang you
woman:1 plz do it!!
*schloop*
by nose bang January 31, 2018
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bang bang out

What kaci saysbang bang out”
That fight was sick it’s was just like “bang bang out”
by Bang bang out February 4, 2018
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