American-itis

American-itis, also known as the American Plague, is a rather serious illness caused by overusing an american accent and resulting in you being unable to stop using an american accent. It can vary in severeness, ranging from only a few words being only spoken in an american accent to your entire vocabulary being saboutaged by the accent. Treatment is unique for each patient, and the illness can vary lasting from just a few days to a whole lifetime.

"Did you hear that ______ caught the American-itis ?"
"Damn bro, hope it's not too severe."

"He can barely say any words without the accent."

by vaqlued June 8, 2023

Peak American Male

Rick Dobesh

I am in love with a peak American male

by iloverickdobesh April 5, 2022

American Friday

The last day of your work week, regardless of when it occurs, said in relative jubilation for the events of the upcoming weekend. Comes from when you finish your 40 hour work week.

"What do you mean it's Friday? It's only Thursday"

"Yeah, but we do 4 10's, so for us it's an American Friday!"

by Justin aka "Juice" September 25, 2008

lazy American

Bo turo

Huch a wazy lazy American

by Daddy’s bitch September 11, 2023

Americans wouldn’t know genuine enchantment if it fucked them in the as

A phrase used whenever americans can’t see the beauty in something, taken from billy on the street talking about his love for the movie Rattatoullie

Person 1:”I went to the grand canyon with a bunch of americans and they were all on their phones the whole time”

Person 2:”Jesus, Americans wouldn’t know genuine enchantment if it fucked them in the ass.”

by sunnyfolina June 17, 2023

American

stupid.

You don't need an example to understand.
-American-

by Gigelcockdeotel January 2, 2022

American Dream

Anyone born with the name Jacob and/or the last name Johnson. The most American name there is. Usually from a strong bloodline and generational wealth.

Met this Engineer at work today, he was a total Jake. Talk about The American Dream..

by Stop The Bleed August 22, 2024