Mr. T Lesson

When someone uses excessive force and extreme seriousness in teaching you a lesson.

"Damn! He taught you a Mr. T Lesson!"
"I know this you undernourished penis monger! He threw me out a window for touching his beard!"

by Frank Berg February 21, 2009

Playin' T-Ball

The act of hitting on or flirting with a group of females that you know it's impossible to strike out with.

Guy 1: How'd it go with those hoes last night homie?
Guy 2: Good, man I was playin' T-Ball so you know I went home and knocked three different girls out of the park.

by J Chainz 20 March 4, 2013

Lowercase T-Pose

When a person under 5’6 attempts to assert dominance with a T-Pose.

Short person: *t-poses*

Tall person: *t-poses above short person* Your lowercase t-pose is not affective here.

by BigTiddyGothGirlfriend November 1, 2018

jessie jessie t

a fat hoe. she is a roach and is married to harry styles

“hilo jessie jessie t”

by bnelson1 June 21, 2019

C on her T

Is slang for ejaculating on a woman's breasts. In this case "Cum on your Tits/Titties".

Guy 1: "Dude, check out that girls boobs!!"

Guy 2: "I know!! I wanna C on her T's!!"

by Ensee87 February 21, 2011

t-rash in the bunghole

another way of saying trash except way better.

Also, could relate to having a dingleberry that was not wiped in your buttcrack

Man 1: Yo diggity did you see how bad that ping pong shot was.
Man 2: I was just thinking about how bad it was. It was t-rash in the bunghole

by RIP BIGGIE October 26, 2011

T pose syndrome

When somebody can’t stop t posing

He had t pose syndrome

by Kellands August 31, 2023