fart jockey

Someone who is disliked. Known to be an idiot.

Yo' motha is a fart jockey.

by Kris March 14, 2004

Fart Brain

1. Someone who's head is devoid of nominative brain tissue. Similar to the more common air head the cranium of the subject contains nothing but gas. However in this instance, the gas inside the cranium consists mainly of stinky gut methane.

2. Someone who consistently brain farts.

"I admit that I slept with your best friend, honey but honestly, it didn't mean anything."

"Why don't you just fart off, fart brain?!"

by deadestfish May 3, 2009

Fart Sex

The act of farting into somebody else's asshole. Occasionally you will fart on someone else's fart.

Let's go have some stinky Fart Sex

by oracle1245 July 24, 2014

Stage Fart

A fart that will not come out when you are ready to let it go

I was holding in some big ones at work. When I went to the bathroom, I had stage fart.

by seanbmoredudeyeahbuddy March 5, 2009

Lava Fart

A fart that burns your butt very badly and it stings.

Ow dude i just lava farted on a blanket

by Jeffy 4444 May 27, 2008

Fart Simpson

When you shart yourself and check your undies and it's all yellow.

Ugh, check my underpants bro. Totally fart simpson'd down there

by Cumpman April 20, 2016

Water Fart

When you fart in or on water.

"I was in the pool, and I water farted"

by Dr.Darq November 27, 2013