One time

Do you know when people are in jail when they're telling the stories of how they got arrested the first thing that they say is one time I was chilling with the homies and the popo's just pulled up on me and swooped everybody up. Every time they tell a story about when they got arrested or when they ran in with the cops they say one time, so when they see a cop they remember hey that's a one time story.

Hey dogg I'm going to tell you like this , one time I was chilling in the cut, slanging all that dope, A lot of cluccs and strawberries and the one tezzies came through with swat and hemmed us all up, had to do a mandatory 7 years down. Now I'm out and the one times ain't got Nathan on me. Let's go re-up lōc!

by Mobrelated April 7, 2021

CLOWNIN TIME

When you do a bit of tomfoolery by destroying the person your CLOWNIN on or trolling them by being overly annoying for the funis.🤡

Some random nerd- You ready to be destroyed?

W Clown man- ITS CLOWNIN TIME🤡

Some random nerd- HEY NO FAIR U CHEATED

W Clown man- Skill issue tbh🤡🤡🤡

by CacklesTheClown August 11, 2023

SLOOSHING TIME

a phrase said by a certain man whenever he does something, it doesn't have to be specific, you'll know its slooshing time when its slooshing time.

guy: holy shit look at what slooshi's doing!!

slooshi: "ITS SLOOSHING TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by Sl00shi October 4, 2023

time bomb

A deposit of cum that seeps out of a condom that has mistakenly slipped off your dick during sex and is subsequently left inside your chick's vagina after you nut and pull out. The fuse is lit as soon as you realize that when you pulled your prick out, the dirty rubber was no longer attached (usually because the chick squeezed it off in ecstasy or you went soft). Exhibits an unfortunately long fuse, lasting anywhere from less than a week to a full 28 days or, if the bomb is armed, 9 months, at which time the bomb drops and your life as a partying slutting beer guzzling college faking frat boy/girl comes to an abrupt end. Next time keep your prick hard and grab the rubber before you cum. Or just do it in the ass.

Dude #1: "Bro I saw you walking home with (e.g. Monica) last night man, she was soooo drunk. You hit that shit nasty?"
Dude #2: "Man, yeah, but no fucking joke. I dropped a time bomb in her."
Dude #1: (solemnly) "Shit. Shit man. Shit."
Dude #2: "Yeah, shit. I knew I should have put it in her ass."

by ucfryan November 7, 2006

tincture of time

An amount of time no less then but no more then a period which allows one to tincture in full.

This patient will be fine. All he needs is a stool softener, a low grade enema, and a tincture of time.

My plan is perfect and all it requires is spaghettio's, an alarm clock, and a tincture of time.

The problem required a tincture of time. Unfortunatly i didn't have a tincture of time so i swallowed a live pigeon instead.

My girlfriend and i decided we needed a tincture of time away from each other. I didn't know that meant she could sleep with all of my friends, my 12 year old brother, and a chincture

tincture of thyme is an ingredient in a butter based food-it is not the same as tincture of time.

by Julendar Jamess October 3, 2006

Adventure Time

It's a show on Cartoon Network that has got to be designed for 12 year old stoners high on Oregano.

"dude im so high right now lets watch adventure time hehahehahheblaaahhhh"

by ThymeSmoker July 11, 2013

High Time

The time of the day where a digital clock reads 4:20. A time hailed by all stoners as the time to blaze.

Ey bro, what time is it?

Dude it's high time, were blazin' a bowl.

by jakejakejakejakejakejakejake March 14, 2010