jack and jill

jack and jill went up the hill
to smoke some marijuana
jack got high unzipped his fly but jill said i don't wanna
jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun
stupid jill forgot her pill and now they have a son

by ???????? March 25, 2003

Captain Jack

A music artist, most popular for his songs featured on DDR.

Man! I love that one Captain Jack song!

by Tendo Queen July 24, 2005

jacked up

Unlike what Chandra believes, this term refers to muscular people.

That guy is jacked up! He must work out 24/7!

by daboss43 August 11, 2012

jack squat

Nothing. Identical in meaning to jack shit - it's just an equivalent for people who are scared of profanities.

Your car's worth jack squat.

by super ultra hyper bishi bashi champ September 21, 2003

Jack Knauf

-noun (jack-in-auf)
The name of a white child who is born by a child of the 'Knauf' family and some white girl. This kid will be the Jesus of all kids in his age group, and largely known through the United States and Canada. Also known as, masturbating like a jack hammer onto your girlfriend.

Chuck Norris - Dude, do you see that kid?
Britney Spears - Who, Jack Knauf?
Billy Mays - Yeah, he's awesome.
Britney Spears - I know.

by bfont May 11, 2009

jack zepetteli

Some one who feels compelled to tell the whole world how he feels and believes that everyone cares. That said, he is also a pompous asshole.

shit, i was listening to music and that jack zepetteli wouldn't shut up! What pompous asshole!!

by Masta Craptastic November 17, 2009

Lap jacking

When your friend is getting a lap dance at the strip club and you keep leaning over to watch the girl dance.

Hey Dude quit being cheap and lap jacking my dance. Get you own damn girl!

or

Dude I have no money right now, I'm just gonna lap jack your dances tonight.

by Pigg157 March 16, 2008