ur-ban dictionary

the way you get banned from using this site

ur banned ur-ban dictionary

by efgwrgwrgsaegwe September 18, 2018

ur mom

is gay

ur mom is gayyyy

by anonymous October 1, 2023

ur mom

ur mom. the one who birthed you out of a lasagna

ur mom is pretty GAY (good at yoga)

by lemon.turtle April 2, 2019

Ur brother a mother

This is a term worse than "ur mom gay", "ur dad lesbian" , "ur granny tranny", or even "ur sister a mister"...
This should only be used a last resort and using this term liberally may cause the end of humanity

Greg: "ur mom gay"
Dave: well, "ur dad lesbian"
Greg: shit, well then that means "ur granny tranny"
Dave: "ur sister is a mister"
*Universe implodes, leaving Dave And Greg on a floating rock in space*
Greg: you pushed me too far
Dave: don't you dare say it i swe--
Greg: "ur brother a mother"
*entire quantum-verse crumples, releasing radioactive materials that prevent and form of human life from existing for the next century*

by SavageSpaghettiSixtus May 12, 2018

ur mom

literally your mom that's all

carlos: what did you do last night
jimmy: I was doing ur mom

by klauswwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww April 26, 2022

Ur Mom

A derogatory phrase used for pretty much no reason and in no context that makes sense, but also the woman I spent the night with yesterday.

"Hey David, how was the pizza?"
"It was pretty good."
"Ur mom was pretty good haha."
".."

by The Milkman1 January 6, 2021

ur mom

a comeback so powerful that whoever receives it dies immediately because of how powerful ur mom is

Person one: you’re ugly
Person two: ur mom is ugly
Person one: dies

by yourFriendsal October 8, 2022