snowstruck 

The combined feeling of being depressed or couped up at home, but elated that you have an excuse to sleep in and watch movies. Similar to cabin fever.

I am snowstruck with all the canned soup and a movies I've needed to wait out the storm.

snowstruck by Michael Armani February 26, 2007

Philadelphia Snowstorm 

When you're both about to cum and you run outside and jizz over the grass.

David: "Hey Z why is she so pissed at you?"
Z: "Oh I pulled old Philadelphia Snowstorm"

Philadelphia Snowstorm by g310 March 1, 2011

Snowsteria 

When snow starts falling in Upstate South Carolina, grocery stores get ransacked, schools close & businesses shut down at a slight dusting of the ground with ZERO accumulation on the roads. This is referred to as snowsteria, a close cousin to hysteria.

I've been out shopping for milk & bread since the snowsteria was issued for tomorrow night. I bought twelve loaves of bread, but I could only round up seven gallons of milk... you can't ever be too careful.

Why are the schools opening today? They know the weatherman is calling for a snowsteria this afternoon.

With any luck I won't have to show up for work/school tomorrow since theirs a 20% chance of a snowsteria.

Snowsteria by BrickAlley March 2, 2010

Snowsturbate 

The act of shoving your dick in the snow, and masturbating like that, basically humping the snow.

Snowsturbate: Johnny! Stop snowsturbating out there and come out here this instant!!!

Snowsturbate by NinjaFapist January 19, 2015

Snowsuited 

When a woman comes over but sleeps with you fully clothed.

Jeff invited Lisa over to Netflix and chill with the intentions of banging Lisa. But Lisa didn't go for it but still wanted to cuddle all night. Jeff was snowsuited

Snowsuited by G8extreme February 10, 2017

Snowstorm in Tallaght 

A snowstorm in Tallaght is when all the criminals from the west come out and raid stores and quite literally demolish buildings with stolen JCB's.

Person A: Hear about the snowstorm in Tallaght in 2018? They demolished a Lidl.
Person B: I heard they even robbed the safe from the back.

Snowstorm in Tallaght by Any Hash? January 3, 2019

Blind Snowstorm 

The threshold after an orgasm in which a man can either keep the pole hard or get a deflated sock puppet.

He was able to make his way past the Blind Snowstorm and continue on for another 30 minutes.

Blind Snowstorm by BaconBlitz March 1, 2018