Snake In A Fishbowl

When air is blown into a condom and slid over the head of a penis.
PERSON A: "Woah is that a snake in a fishbowl"

PERSON B: "No. It's just my dick"
by 4:20 Braised steak it June 02, 2014
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Carpet Snake

A smooth operator who likes to fly under the radar. Comes across as nice and well intentioned but be weary, as soon as the opportunity arises they strike.

Keep them away from the wife.

Don’t give them anything they can use against you to their advantage.

Generally less is more with these types.
Old mate is a real carpet snake, give him nothing because he’ll throw you under the bus
by Chips Magee June 10, 2022
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Cunt Snake

When someone slithers in and is cunty without reason.
Sandra Dee was such a cunt snake during that meeting today.
by Walvas June 12, 2022
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Red snakes

When you have really bad diarrhea, to which burns while coming out and the "excrement" is brown/red colour.
James: "Fucking hell mate, I was on the bog last night and I had red snakes

Dave: "Sounds rough"
by kjdfshfkldsflkhsdkf August 08, 2020
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Snow Snake

A pejorative for Russians. Because they are sneaky cold-blooded reptiles, and also covered in snow
These fucking snow snakes are bombing Crimea

I hope the snow snakes stop uploading shit in Russian. I Sure would love Kingsman 2 in English. Instead of them snow snake clucks and whistles.
by Fuckrussia October 06, 2017
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Snake Tounge

The act of shitting a malliable log while wearing a G-String with enough force to get it to split it down the middle resembling the tounge of a serpent.
"Center it up, the sides arn't symmetrical on that "Snake Tounge"."
by DirtyDan_ January 14, 2014
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tiddie snake

A tiddie snake is a snake that lives inside a girls bra. Preferably if the girl has big tiddies. Tiddie snakes really like cute hats, lollipops and pizza. They also like to lick stuff.
Haver you seen my tiddie snake named Nugget? He is so cute, even though he licks me all the time.
by NuggetSenpai November 15, 2017
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