Retard

Mfs who are unironically posting the definition of their names in urban dictionary

"Thats literally me, I'm such a retard"

by assthinker November 24, 2021

Retard

Something that only neurodivergent people can say. If you're neurotypical, you can't say it.

Random person: Oh my god, he's such a fucking retard.

by Vbhfjtgjfgh September 11, 2020

Retard

Logan Paul his the very definition of a retard

Logan Paul: Have my merch fan ow fuck he is dead ....... Great content yay
Ligit everyone: you a fucking retard

by Meow Meow I am a cat May 6, 2020

retard

someone who spoiled endgame on the first night it came out

Amy: *spoils endgame*
What the fuck Amy you’re such a retard

by panicboi420 May 22, 2019

Retard

A person, generally named Rob that has been so brain fucked my meth he’s lost too many brain cells and spells “cause” as “cuase”

Rob can’t spell, he’s a retard

by Jbacko June 30, 2022

Retard Tuesday

That typical day of the month, usually Tuesday, more common the last Tuesday of the month, when one or more of your friends (typically at least one guy called Philipp) is saying or asking very retarded questions

Hey Philipp, did you mount the new kitchen?
Yes it was really easy. But i spontaneously changed it for a urinal . Much more useful
Wiw is this retard Tuesday?

by Flores grup June 30, 2020

selective retard

Someone who acts stupid when they actually know what’s going on

Tyler:Gabe is such a selective retard…

Jake:I know right! He acts so stupid.

by MARCUS IS THE GOAT October 4, 2021