post-taedium

The act of analyzing why you were bored after finding something to do.
This is taken from Latin “post-mortem,” with death being replaced with boredom. (That should be pretty self explanatory for any dumbasses out there reading this.)

your name here!: “Damn, did I really have shit all to do while I was laying in bed? I could’ve jerked off or something, but instead I’m here post-taedium playing some games.”

by Oklahoma Anal Man March 22, 2024

Post-Score Hookup

The act of winning back a lover and reclaiming your bang-piece, after a 20-year period.

20 years ago, Jacob thought he lost his prized bang-piece. Now, he has her back. Jacob for the post-score hookup!

by mistercocohead August 22, 2016

post huzz clarity

When you had a bad bitch but settled for last at the end of the day,you must concipate.

I was happy today until I saw Zoey now I have post huzz clarity.

by Dutch J December 11, 2024

post this on ig reels buddy

"post this on ig reels buddy" or anyother way of saying to someone to post a video they made on tiktok to instagram reels, means that their video was cringe,bad or annoying. Trust me you do not wanna see instagram reels comments..

"post this on ig reels buddy😭😭🙏"

by muslimtutel January 24, 2024

Post humorously

Sarcastically.

To use a word or phrase mockingly, emphasizing that the term is no longer cool.

Phil: “check out my hella dank swag”
Robert: “dude, you can’t be serious.”

Phil: “naw, I’m just saying it post humorously.”

by Linguistic Lasagna July 28, 2019

Jesus posting

Jesus posting or just Jesusposting is a subsection of "shit posting" where you use religious quotes in a satirical manner

-Did you see Jake post that fucked up photo saying "embrace Jesus"

-Yeah He's just Jesus posting

by HenryS June 28, 2023

Post Session Obsession

When you become obsessed with a female after being on a session with them.

“Do I love her? Or is it just Post Session Obsession?”

by 26Reebo October 18, 2020