Chocolate Covered Strawberry

A universal ass plug dipped from a pussy on a period into a poopy butthole

Daddy, come taste my chocolate covered strawberry

by Hammershlagen April 27, 2022

Post-Peak Clarity

Much like Post-nut clarity, you realize how far you hiked after you reach the peak and you regret it

I just reached the summit of Everest, really feeling that post-peak clarity

by Hammershlagen May 21, 2022

Orange Dreamsicle

When a red head swallows/takes a load

Hey Ed Sheeren, want an orange dreamsicle?

by Hammershlagen May 11, 2022