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Don’t take your guns to town

A euphemism for do not get completely obliterated at your local bar and even expect to drive away intoxicated!
Some poor “mule” decided it was a great idea to don’t take your guns to town and wound up camping outside of federal penitentiary somehow.
by DaveShaw June 7, 2018
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Poole Town FC Fans

a group of so called ultras who usually call people paedophiles and they have a big dislike over marvin brooks for some reason
Poole Town FC fans are wankers mate
by big fat tubby January 8, 2023
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E-Town

E-Town is a group of young boys who run Edinburgh town and who also run pmall warriors #E-Town
“E-Town boys will run u down for money and drugs
by Lattz December 12, 2018
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down town browney

when you take a browney rub on your dog's ass and feed it to your girlfriend
"my girl said my down town browney tasted funny"
by taintpenileinfectiondawghead December 5, 2009
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Old Town Road

Yeah, I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road I'm gonna ride till I cant no more I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road I'm gonna ride till I can't no more
I got the horses in the back
Horse track is attached
Hat is matte black
Got the boots that's black to match
Ridin on a horse, ha
You can whip your Porsche

I been in a valley

You ain't been up off that porch, now
Cant nobody tell me nothin, you cant tell me nothin
Cant nobody tell me nothin, you cant tell me nothin
Ridin on a tractor
Lean all in my bladder
Cheated on my baby
You can go and ask her
Cant nobody tell me nothin, you cant tell me nothin
Cant nobody tell me nothin, you cant tell me nothin
Yea I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road I'm gonna rode till I cant no more I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road I'm gonna ride till I cant no more
I got the
I'm gonna listen to Old Town Road
by suseJ Jesus June 6, 2019
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sophie towns

most annoying girl in the world. spills her drinks everywhere and will whity on the smell of smoke.
she spilt her drink
oh shes doing a sophie towns
by lilgurlgamer February 16, 2022
mugGet the sophie townsmug.

laying track to pound town

Putting in work with a lady to increase your chances of getting laid at some point in the future.
Damn Luke is taking his date out to dinner, must be laying track to pound town!
by Mcmccarrot March 6, 2015
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