scrub nuts

A guy that is a total asshole.

Oh no scrub nuts is coming over to borrow 10 bucks.

by Goofy Newfie July 23, 2018

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Heavenly nut

When u don't jack off for a month and then u finally do. It feals 20× better

U see taht guy over there he just completed the heavenly nut. What a pro

by Nutter boi July 26, 2018

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Nut riot

Definition - when u already nutted once or twice today and u find the best thing to nut to and the semen in your balls starts a riot bc your dumbass already shot your skeet

John- yooo check out this ig model
Kevin- dammit now I’m gonna have a nut riot

by RZ🤙🏼 August 1, 2018

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scrug nut

1. Literal: A nugget of shit or poo that clings to the hair around the anus
2. Used to describe a person who is a worthless piece of shit

1. I couldn’t shift that scrug nut, it had dried on hard
2. He is a total scrug nut

by Charlie Chikowski August 3, 2018

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cyber nut

Nutting on some cyber porn

Yo u have nice pc ima gonna cyber nut

by PseudonymIsDownSyndrome August 3, 2018

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Nut ella

The act of masturbating in the morning and blowing your load inside a Nutella pot.

-John : Woahh dude i saw this video of Reily Reid this morning and I Nutted so hard the Nutella pot was full.

-MatthewCastro : Man you just did the Nut ella.

-John : OOH dude i didnt realise.

-MatthewCastro : Well dude since i never tested what Nutella is, lets blow eachother.

by ThisIsAnIdiot August 13, 2018

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