Muffins worth 

To get the full potential of something.

G-pooch: 'You going to the gym again tonight?'
T-dog: 'Yeh mate, getting my Muffins worth'

Muffins worth by G-pooch January 15, 2009

urgle muffins 

Something that one says when uber frustrated, but it is not appropriate to swear. Supposed to be a cute phrase, and should be said with a firm grimace.

"Oh urgle muffins!" cried the girl after dropping a cement block on her foot in the middle of the UN meeting.

urgle muffins by Jean pierre escargot June 12, 2009

Blueberry Muffintop

The bruised layers of squidgy, jelly filled, doughnut-like folds of chubbiness between the tummy and the breast area, but just above the waist. The bruising is a result of pushing and pulling the layers of chub in an attempt to squeeze into a pair of jeans 3 sizes too small! Come on already!

WTF man! I've heard of muffintop, but she's got to have blueberry muffintop!

Blueberry Muffintop by 99999999 May 14, 2010

Freedom Muffins 

Formally known as 'English Muffins', Freedoms Muffins are a term if you think they still taste good but hate England.

Yo pass me those Freedom Muffins and some butter. Oh shit, did you see the oil spill... fuck BP! Colberttttttttttttttttttttttt

Freedom Muffins by 62293Colbert802 June 16, 2010

meat muffins 

The pillowy clit bumbers on either side of a females vajayjay.

If it wasn't for her extra fluffy meat muffins, my pelvic bone would be fractured.

meat muffins by Outlaw Redneck May 9, 2018

making sky muffins 

it's when a cat stretches out their paws when being held or laying on a high place, making it look like they're kneading dough.

Looks like my cat is making sky muffins again.

making sky muffins by Anonomnomomnomnomnmnom March 19, 2010

Muffling 

It’s Tea-bagging but with a vagina instead

“Linda’s muffling Karen again, snapchat it woohooo”

Muffling by ZombieSpaceCat 🐰 April 11, 2019