A Shiite skinny fuck that likes yr8 (Alana) that are flat fuck a bitch in a pond and put a hook in a bitch
by Michael Tasevski October 28, 2020
Generally defined as a sex black male. Tends o steal everyones thot bitches but the niggas he steals them from steal think he is a God
Nigga#1: Damn I heard that you and your girl split up
Nigga#2: Yeah we did
Nigga#1: what happened
Nigga#2: She left me for someone else
Nigga#1: Well are you gonna kick his ass
Nigga#2: Naw cuh is aight cuz Michael Barlow stole her from me
Nigga#1:Oh shit you dont wanna mess with that nigga
Nigga#2: Yeah we did
Nigga#1: what happened
Nigga#2: She left me for someone else
Nigga#1: Well are you gonna kick his ass
Nigga#2: Naw cuh is aight cuz Michael Barlow stole her from me
Nigga#1:Oh shit you dont wanna mess with that nigga
by Nigga cheese bitch November 15, 2018
A koala who lives in a tree
came down the tree with glee
sat on a rock which hurt his bum
and then went back up his tree
came down the tree with glee
sat on a rock which hurt his bum
and then went back up his tree
by iuhuiluhiuhiuh July 22, 2022
by Fortniteclutcher300 October 21, 2020
The Dark Lord himself, he who shall not be named. He is rarely wrong, except while grading. Uses dice to randomly determine how many points to take off. If you say his catchphrase "It Depends" 3 times, he will appear. Teaches the infamous best class you will never want to take again.
Guy: "Where do you want to go"
Girl: "Idk, it depends"
Guy: "Be careful! You don't want to summon Professor Michael Prince. He might fuck up your GPA again"
Girl: "Idk, it depends"
Guy: "Be careful! You don't want to summon Professor Michael Prince. He might fuck up your GPA again"
by Professor Next April 25, 2019
“michael clifford. that’s the tweet”
by emptywalletsmgc March 24, 2021
Michael "Mikey" Rennie is the session and touring drummer and good friend of singer-songwriter and artist YUNGBLUD.
Person 1: Who's the guy that plays drums for YUNGBLUD again?
Person 2: Oh, his name is Michael Rennie. Look him up on Instagram, his @ is michaelrennie92.
Person 1: Oh cool.
Person 2: Oh, his name is Michael Rennie. Look him up on Instagram, his @ is michaelrennie92.
Person 1: Oh cool.
by enderthedepresso December 21, 2020