john cena

the hottest white rapper/wrestler there is.

John Cena is so hot i want to bang him every day.

by Banggirl500 July 15, 2008

John Teague

Awesome Northwest Arkansas Real Estate Agent.

John Teague has been a Multi-Million Dollar Real Estate Sales Agent since 2003 in Northwest Arkansas.

by John Teague May 17, 2006

John Blaze

A reference to extremely hot temperatures. Also, first cousin of Jack Frost.

"Dang!, It's John Blaze outside today!"

by DRM July 18, 2006

John Krasinski

The hottest guy on television and one of the stars of The Office. Great actor, ridiculously funny AND he went to Brown so he must be pretty smart!

Me: Oh my god John Krasinski is so hot!

Naive Friend: Who?

Me: I hate you.

by i will marry john krasinski someday October 23, 2007

john cena

The hottest guy in WWE RAW!!! With a KICK ASS comeback at the Royal Rumble!!!

Let's go watch WWE RAW. Lets Watch John Cena Kick Some A$$!

by WWEHottie February 20, 2008

john kerry

mofuckin cocksucka. often referred to as "trifflin," or "trippin."

"Dat bitch John Kerry be one mofuckin cocksucka."
"Word."

by Jim GAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGA August 18, 2006

John Lennon

When someone walks in on you while you're jacking off and you turn to them, say "I'm your biggest fan," and then shoot your wad on their chest.

Last night, Sally walked in my room to get a piece of paper, and much to her chagrin, I gave her a big ole John Lennon. High five!

by Polly Purebread March 29, 2008