jack and jill

jack and jill went up the hill
to smoke some marijuana
jack got high unzipped his fly but jill said i don't wanna
jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun
stupid jill forgot her pill and now they have a son

by ???????? March 25, 2003

Captain Jack

A music artist, most popular for his songs featured on DDR.

Man! I love that one Captain Jack song!

by Tendo Queen July 24, 2005

jacked up

Unlike what Chandra believes, this term refers to muscular people.

That guy is jacked up! He must work out 24/7!

by daboss43 August 11, 2012

jack squat

Nothing. Identical in meaning to jack shit - it's just an equivalent for people who are scared of profanities.

Your car's worth jack squat.

by super ultra hyper bishi bashi champ September 21, 2003

Jack Street

An area that is inhabited by the assclown.

Whack Person: Yo guys, I wanna go G-Stepping!!!

Crowd: ...Shut the fudge up you assclown.

by Bad Boy KIllaz April 12, 2005

hammer jacking

A project you start working on while geeking on meth. Weather it be workin on your car, cuttin the grass, fixin the plumbing, puttin on a new roof, taking shit apart, etc. all while geeked to the max on meth!!!

"Hammer jacking" "geeking" "tweekin"

by Tha Realist nigga livin December 10, 2013

jack zepetteli

Some one who feels compelled to tell the whole world how he feels and believes that everyone cares. That said, he is also a pompous asshole.

shit, i was listening to music and that jack zepetteli wouldn't shut up! What pompous asshole!!

by Masta Craptastic November 17, 2009