beer can race

A casual, think flash mob of boats, sailboat race where all are welcome to enter. First one back in wins….bragging rights! Often the race is out toward some point/buoy/rock/etc for a set time, then you u-turn (wherever you are) and race back to finish at the starting line, so everyone has an even chance to come in first.

“If you need an excuse to get your Laser out sailing, there’s a Beer Can Race at Spirit Lake, 1:00pm every Sunday.”

by WCfields September 14, 2022

Can you guys assign me a Cajun French name?

Maybe you guys can assign me a Cajun French name and then I can try to learn the French language and have children with a Cajun girl?

Can you guys assign me a Cajun French name?

by Death Menace September 24, 2022

can of corn

A short but fat dick

His can of corn stretched her mouth wide open.

by milfather September 29, 2022

time is a thing you can

Put on the wall Or were it on your wrist the past is fare behind us the future doesn’t exist

What’s the time
It’s a quarter to nine
Time to have a bath
Time is a thing you can

by That fruity dumb frog September 30, 2022

That's how this works, you can throw him/her

A phrase used to justify the throwing of short people during Throw short people month.

Person1: Wait, you can't just throw her, it's disrespectful
Person2: Yes you can, it's Throw short people month
Person 3: Yeah, That's how this works, you can throw him/her

by rammicam October 3, 2022

Tomato can

Oh? Is that supposed to be a hard hitting interview? That’s definitely you not being a narcissist who doesn’t like being challenged.

Hym “Here you are interviewing tomato cans and acting like the guy is actually challenging you I mean Jesus... You barely said anything! Do you believe in God? ‘I don’t like the question because we don’t know what the words mean’ Bullshit! If I asked you whether or not you believed the central locus of change was at the level of the individual, you would know what the words mean motherfucker. You have beliefs. Tomato can. Brought there explicitly to not win. To put on the facade of a challenging interview.”

by Hym Iam October 22, 2022

redundant can-opener usage

Refers to where you open a can of soup or fish wif a can opener even though said tasty-comestibles container has a built-in pull-tab.

Employing da "redundant can-opener usage" action isn't necessarily always a silly or time/effort-wasting operation --- it eliminates da hazardously-sharp torn-metal edge, and thus it can enable you to more-safely empty out da can's contents without risking cutting yourself (great for if you're having young and therefore-more-easily-injured children helping you prepare da meal), plus it allows you to more-thoroughly clean out da can instead of wastefully leaving a ring of perfectly-edible food inside da slightly-encroaching-into-da-can's-interior rim of da can.

by QuacksO December 30, 2021