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Ghost

A Rolls-Royce Ghost
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"ghost writer" AUTHORity

Rampant in "chain of command" situations --- especially the military and "mega-biz" establishments --- whereby everybody wants to push underlings around but then hastily "passes the buck" and claims ignorance/innocence when things go sour. Refers to the deplorable practice of an arrogant/dictatorial/irresponsible/ignorant a**h**e with way too much power ("authority") giving unwise/ineffective/counter-productive orders to one or more hapless underlings, brusquely refusing to listen to their urgently-beseeching appeals about the fallacy/unfairness/danger of proceeding as he told them, but then suddenly shedding all knowledge/responsibility (i.e., not admitting that he was indeed the "author" of those crazy stipulations) regarding said preposterous directives whenever s**t hits the fan afterwards as a result of his subordinates' having reluctantly-but-obediently carried out his unwisely-mandated actions.
I long ago decided to not just blindly/arbitrarily follow orders/rules/laws, no matter what position or experience or education/training that their "authors" happened to supposedly possess... I **always** use my own judgement/conscience in all my actions. Too many times in the past, I've gotten in knee-deep doo-doo MYSELF for someone else's screw-ups in reasoning/planning, only to have said "idiot in power" pull da ol' "ghost writer" AUTHORity trick on me, never admitting or even falsely denying ever having told me to proceed that way, just so that HE would not have to suffer any of the fallout from his own preposterous directives.
by QuacksO August 25, 2018
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Ghost Turd

-when you feel a shit come out of your ass but you don’t see it in the toilet. Bonus points if it’s a clean shit too.
1: *in my head to myself* “bruh I just took a whopping shit and it’s nowhere to be seen in this toilet..”

2: “you ever take a shit and it feels like you shat a bunch and when you look in the toilet, there’s nothing in there?”

“Yeah, I call those ghost turds
by Smash_the_Pumpkins May 28, 2019
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Moaning Ghost

The sexual act when one party is engaging in sexual intercourse from behind and just as they are about to orgasm, they pour a cup of water and then a cup of flour on the other’s body.
Did you hear Ethan did the Moaning Ghost with that hippie chick last night? She’s pissed…
by Tim.O.Thy July 15, 2021
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Lingerfelt Corvette is also known as the 1928 Ghost Pepper Red Corvette.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 22, 2025
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Ghost Loaf

1. A bowel movement that, due to its hardness and shape, slips down the toilet drain without leaving any visible trace, often causing confusion about whether the act of defecation actually occurred.
"I thought I pooped, but it must have been a ghost loaf because there was no sign of it."
by Wordsmith McGee Poopy Pants August 31, 2024
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