bunt-a-cunt

Ramming a blunt object (or fist) forcefully upon, but not in, a woman's vagina.

She's walking like she had a nice bunt-a-cunt last night.

by Wonderdick January 12, 2009

Cunt Punt

Cunt punt - Nut kick for a vagina.

Still hurts, even if you don`t have balls.

I want to cunt punt that girl which is doing donkey pose!

by Kukori84 September 8, 2010

Cunt Punt

To punch or kick a woman in the vaginal area in hopes it will correct their annoying and or idiotic behavior.

Wow that Snookie deserves a cunt punt right in the vag!

by KarateStickFigure August 16, 2010

Cunt Bun

A type of hair style for a man where they usually have long hair on top tied into a bun or small pony tail, whilst having the backs and sides of their hair very short.

This haircut is usually accompanied by a man with a cunt-like personality.

An example of this hairstyle can be seen on Proudlock from Made In Chelsea.

"Look at that schweff with a cunt bun"
"Yeah, I bet he is such a dick"

by harry20larry November 9, 2014

Cunt Rug

A beautifully crafted yet rather stylish rug decorated with the finest cloth and stitching. Ideal for the modern, hetrosexual man.

Usually found, sold in some off beat store, in a dirty, dingy and very dated shoppping mall...... (Bargate Shopping Mall).

Person A: "Oh, hey, nice rug!"

Person B: "Yeah, got it down at the Bargate Shopping Mall today actually"

Person A: "Nice!"

Person: "Yeah... It's my Cunt Rug! It'll see plenty of 'Shire Gammon..."

by thuggedout January 24, 2011

cunt hacker

A term used to describe a person who is pissing you off, talking shit, or is just plain stupid.

Pipe down Tim, you cunt hacker

by Durbridge September 10, 2006

cunt-plug

A long slender cotton object that women insert monthly into their cunts. tampon

She was feeling desperate as she was on her last cunt-plug and miles from home.

by Jack May 17, 2004