strawberry banana

A penis that has been covered with vaginal blood.

I didn't know she was on the rag until I pulled my 8" cock out, and saw that she had given me a Strawberry Banana.

strawberry banana by AAARRRGGGHHH May 1, 2006

soggy banana

When you heat up a banana peel and masterbate in it to a point of ejaculation

Zack loves soggy bananas

soggy banana by Rusty pecker May 27, 2014

bad banana 

a white person with freckles

lets throw that bad banana in the garbage dump

bad banana by criccet September 23, 2005

Fried Banana

When you leave early from the bar with some skank, fuck her bareback, don't clean yourself off, then go home to your girl and fuck her bareback leaving your dick crusty like a fried banana!

I totally fucked Rebecca until about 11 then went to Karens and gave her the "fried banana" in her mouth!

Fried Banana by SacNuts Shane January 5, 2009

proud banana 

A dessert dish consisting of ice cream, whipped cream, and a single peeled banana sticking out of the top. The banana is meant to be a phallic symbol.

He tried to turn her on with his proud banana, but she thought it looked a little limp.

proud banana by iluvhlaurie March 28, 2009

Rynestone Banana

David Elmores shot during a foosball match

I just Rynestone Bananad the shit outta you

Rynestone Banana by cobycheese May 26, 2011

3 Banana Monkey 

An update on the expression as happy as a dog with 2 dicks, popularised from the youtube video of a monkey that upon receipt of a 3rd banana runs round its cage then masturbates furiously

He's as happy as a 3 banana monkey

3 Banana Monkey by Bog Pete March 11, 2013