Bagel Monkey

Jew. Preferably a hairy one.

Steven Spielberg. If it looks like a bagel monkey, tastes like a bagel monkey, and directs Munich, its a bagel monkey.

by Palestine4life November 12, 2007

Work Monkey

A Work Monkey is the one person in your class that you get to do your work for you, and you don't have to give them anything in return. They will get the paper you need for the day, do your homework and let you cheat in a test without wanting something back.

Did you do the homework last night?" "I gotta get it from my Work Monkey before second period.

by Sadieisonfire1 April 26, 2011

Monkey Toss

A foosball goal scored when a player on one team shoots the ball, and it is rejected by the other team into the original shooter's goal. Derived from a monkey tossing its masturbatory result at an unsuspecting victim.

There are various forms of the monkey toss, including the D-Toss (defender scoring on a toss) and the Bank Toss (a monkey toss that goes off the wall before going into the goal).

Dude, you thought you had the shot but he totally monkey tossed you.

by Haggdogg June 18, 2009

Monkey Strike

A buggy mod that disspointed me

omfg cant open library client.dll wtf

by Gungsta-Pasta August 2, 2003

monkey devil

a mean mean bass line provider often found at partys raves and disotek's

person 1- Are you going to the rave on saturday?

person 2- s*!t yeah, i heard theres gonna be a monkey devil there

by md999 November 18, 2007

Skunky Monkey

The title of a rap that the famous rapper, Emma, came up with.

Skunky Monkey Unky Funky Dunkey

by skunkeyfan November 28, 2016

monkey knuckle

Like a camel toe but much smaller often referred to as a shetland vagina

Did you see her monkey knuckle? It was the smallest vagina I've ever seen.

by lunchbox#1 July 13, 2012