Da frequent sabotaging of one's attempts to "eat wholesome" or stay on a strict low-cal/carb diet to lose weight and/or otherwise improve his health by purchasing only "basic" and "natural" groceries; said messing-up occurs when either you get jovially invited to "consume mass quantities" by your Coneheads-appetited buddies at a party or backyard barbecue, or you unexpectedly come across some leftover/discarded food that is still safe/edible... hey, for this latter example, you absolutely HAVE to eat it, right? We can't be wasting food, now, can we, especially when there are children starving all over the world; it saves on your grocery-bill, as well. And besides, salvaged food --- by the virtue of your conscientiously not letting it go to waste --- isn't fattening, anyway; only food that either you're served or you actually go and PURCHASE adds on da pounds... everybody knows THAT!
Two classic examples of a free-food fiasco are (1) where Hagar goes out on his porch and finds a huge cornucopia of tasty rich treats labeled, "For Hagar"; he sadly remarks, "This always happens whenever I go on a diet!", and (2) where the irritable and acutely-nicotine-dependent Dr. Becker is trying to give up da cancer-sticks, but then finds several unopened boxes of them in a dumpster behind his workplace.
by QuacksO August 12, 2019
Get the free-food fiascomug. Oh fuck, the crumbs, they’re everywhere, it’s a fucking desert. Oh god have mercy on my Gluten Free soul
by Shrivelled Dried Corpse May 24, 2021
Get the Gluten freemug. A man who refuses to consume foods that contain gluten without confirmed scientific evidence as to the benefits of this eating habit.
by RW10 January 23, 2025
Get the Gluten Free Leemug. by SausageNoodle442 March 1, 2017
Get the Free Willymug. When you have too much weed in a bong so you have to put it on the table to save yourself and your group from eminent death. Once a bong is freed it is available for anyone to pick up and light.
by Ktayah February 3, 2018
Get the Free the bongmug. It is a sentence Pro-Palestinians use to demand the government to stop massacring the people of Palestine.
by Abdeena June 24, 2024
Get the Free Palestinemug. by Hippipimp November 9, 2009
Get the Cosmic Free Waymug.