A place online where you go after sharing your information on Reddit and looking at dick on Omegle because “fuck it.” By the time you have made it onto urban dictionary it is 1am. In the mist of scrolling you are in a dark quiet room wishing you had peanut butter and a dog to lick it off your balls. The first search you will make will be James Charles, wap , or gay. The only reason you are fucking here is because you tried to shoot your shot with a girl on Snapchat and she won’t send back and pics. Or you are a white boy age 10-14 trying to understand what you heard in the middle school hallways while also trying to figure out what you found the other day in mommy’s secret drawer. If you have fucking read this far you don’t have a life. Get one and get off of urban dictionary.
Mom- what were you up to last night? You- I was on urban dictionary. Mom- fucking disgrace all you do is listen to k pop and go on urban dictionary. 2019 is over get a life
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Just to warn you, it's practically impossible.
Looking for a sensible thing to vote for on the Urban Dictionary voting page is almost impossible.
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.... hello there 2017 i am re uploding this for no sensible reason but to tell even more people its even more impossible than impossible why? some jerk decided it was a good idea to make a def about that one link
Just to warn you, it's practically impossible.
Looking for a sensible thing to vote for on the Urban Dictionary voting page is almost impossible.
by MinecraftVlogMV April 11, 2017
.... hello there 2017 i am re uploding this for no sensible reason but to tell even more people its even more impossible than impossible why? some jerk decided it was a good idea to make a def about that one link
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*I'll be checking everyday*
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Me: "Dearest Urban Dictionary... Will you post this if you love me?"
Hopefully NOT Urban Dictionary people: "Aha! I don't know you and don't intend on doing so, so I'll post this on Urban Dictionary!"
Hopefully NOT Urban Dictionary people: "Aha! I don't know you and don't intend on doing so, so I'll post this on Urban Dictionary!"
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Guy 2: Yeah!!!! I love The Urban Dictionary!, It's very sarcastic about the real dictionary! And it's FUNNY!
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