"Jesus fucking Christ on a bicycle! Slow down, but don't stop." Mr. Wednesday in Neil Gaiman's American Gods, Part 2, Chapter 12.
by Doc Rock 75 April 26, 2023
Get the Jesus Fucking Christ on a Bicyclemug. by anonymous June 8, 2022
Get the the second cumming of jesus christmug. by Fayextreme May 22, 2016
Get the Jesus Christ on a bloody bikemug. Taking a risk or some initiative....most often used by Texas women and associated with pulling out into traffic.
**while waiting behind a car to turn onto a contested street and they’ve missed a few chances**
“Some people just don’t know how to step out and meet Jesus”
“Some people just don’t know how to step out and meet Jesus”
by babs773 May 3, 2018
Get the step out and meet jesusmug. When you can’t make the playoffs in madden so you ask Jesus to take you to the playofffs after Jesus floats magesticly down naked and says “if you want to be taken to the play offs the play offs gotta be taken to you” and then you say ok Jesus do what you gotta do and then he says “ good cause I’m gonna FUCK YOU LIKE I FUCKED THAT PIG” *looks at pig * “oh my god it’s in half was it like that when you fucked it” Jesus says “no” then you ask “how long is it” then Jesus responds in a soft soothing voice “ longer than the pig”
I screamed jesus take me to the playoffs and then Jesus floated down and fucked me with a cock longer than a pig
by Long john slider October 17, 2017
Get the jesus take me to the playoffsmug. by A_Tired_Boi May 31, 2018
Get the Jesus fuck me christmug. by Schiller Street Posse January 29, 2010
Get the jesus christ on a coke bingemug.