beat up a journalist day

National beat up a journalist day is on December 19th every year

Cool kids: Hey Jack know what day it is?
Jack: No, Please no not again
Cool kids: ITS BEAT UP A JOURNALIST DAY BUDDY

Jack: Dude I’m from Glendale I’m hard whatchu mean
*jack gets his shit rocked*
Jack: hEy, I sTiLl GoT mY rInG tHoUgH😭

by Bestfornothing_Benji December 18, 2019

bush around the beating

An alternative variation of the saying "beating around the bush", originating from Abdo Kaboobie

You're trying to do the bush around the beating

by antiquing April 21, 2021

beat

A woman that only good for sex, nothing more. One step above masturbation. A low grade sex partner. synonym: jump-off ROOT DEFINITION: when your finish you JUMP off

Yo, you hit that? Damn! aight I guess she just a beat.

by cowboy.bebop90 February 23, 2009

Google Meat Beat

The act of masturbating during a virtual meeting held via Google Meet©.

Kyle: Oh man, I can't believe we have to have another virtual diversity training again...
Donald: Yeah but that trannysient leading it is pretty hot. I think I'll turn it into a Google Meat Beat.

by gfaisjdfjjwejo November 8, 2021

mackerel beating

The act of man masturbation in shower.

Jack got caught mackerel beating.

by Whale Shark October 7, 2017

Fat Beats

Top tier music, enjoyed by the best. Search for Kiain Kirk on Spotify and enjoy all the playlists with custom made covers ranging from Heavy Rock, through soundtracks to Power Ballads

"Woah, you heard Fat Beats IV: Hip Hop Flip Flop? Mad tunes man"

by FatBeats01 July 3, 2019

beat your chick day

Beat Your Chick Day (B.Y.C.D) is a commonly used abbreviation in the (mostly African) suburbs. It is on 13 November, and it is used to legally beat up your chick... However, if the chick has wounds the next day, it isn't legal, the criminal must be turned in. Thus you might not have heard of it before.

Beat Your Chick Day:
'Jordi, you beat up your chick really fine man!'

' Did you know that B.Y.C.D is tomorrow?'

by Pepe.ro.ni April 18, 2018