Michael Ryan DeVries

A vey hard worker, likes to keep to his own, acts gay but now at all, and very cute.

Michael Ryan DeVries is very cute

by anonymous February 23, 2021

Michael

A big ween with a tiny dick who’s always looking at anime titts.

Oh look a Michael.

by Ur mom19484994 March 14, 2022

Michael-ism

Frequently observed observations of the mannerisms of Michael

Guy 1 farts.
Guy 1: "Pardon me, I must say"
Guy 2: "Ha, nice Michael-ism!"

by anonymous August 22, 2023

Michael

Michael is someone that the second you talk to him, you cannot get your mind to think about anything else. He makes you smile on your saddest days, he makes you laugh when you feel like crying. He is beyond perfect. When you are held in his arms nothing else matters in the whole world because that is the best feeling in the world. Every moment you spend with him feels like it is lasting forever but when the moment is gone, you miss him like crazy. When you are away from him he is still loyal and perfect. He has beautiful brown eyes that you can melt in and a smile like no other. A big nose but still perfect. He is everything you always wanted and the love of your life. He is good with kids, animals and especially at treating women. Very shy and awkward at first but is really adorable and weird after Uve know him for awhile. Mommy’s boy and husband material

Michael is such a great guy, your lucky to have him.

by Susan1923 November 10, 2021

oh michael

A guy who is in his late 40’s and needs a bump of coke and viagra to get things going. He thens goes on a 30 bang fest in which the companion can’t control her emotions and screams his name.

All I hear is balls slapping ass and her yelling Oh Michael!

by Twosicfucks September 24, 2022

TC MichaeL

A Bullshit excuse of a Human being. Only good for target Practice. Scum of the earth chatter. Who projects on to people who dislike him. He is a Pedophile and a pervert. Females Beware

"Wooooow, this chatter is worse than TC MichaeL."

by SnoopyPi February 4, 2024

Michael W

A very kind, smart, thoughtful, helpful, honest, caring, and funny boy. His jokes might make me a bit angry sometimes, but he means well. He is a very understanding person who accepts and helps others whenever he can. Overall, he is one of the goats and one of the purest, legit, awesomest, coolest, genuine, and rizziest people of the earth and of all time.

Michael W is telling a very funny joke.

by Kitty queen Kait June 1, 2023