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Social media

Theres not really anything social about social media, if anything, social media encourages people to be distant from each other and in their own little world/bubble. There are people nowadays who won't do anything in life if theres not a picture or video to post and comment about. They live to be seen on social media, YouTube, or reality TV, where everything is staged. What happened to enjoying what you were doing so much at the time that you didnt think to film it, you already missed your opportunity to film it and it didnt matter, you got to be human for a few minutes, you were as close to who you really were as you get, no image. That must have ended in the 90s with VCR's for some people.
Social media provides the illusion of being part of a large network, meanwhile some people are getting rich via this platform. There was a time before social media where people actually knew each other in real life and had actual life experience with the other person, rather than the virtual image of someone on a computer screen.
by Solid Mantis September 9, 2020
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social castration

the methodical removal of dissent and masculinity from public discourse via feminine-based terms of service (anti-hate speech guidelines) and feminine policy (diversity, equity, inclusion), enacted by other users
When women call me an incel for saying women would rather date a good looking guy instead of an ugly guy, this is social castration.
by saintsundere August 31, 2024
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Pizza Socialism

Pizza socialism is an ideology similar to that of the German National Socialist German Worker's Party (NSDAP) of Adolf Hitler, but with the focus shifted from a pure Aryan Germany to a pure Italian kitchen. Like national socialism, there is a strong focus on identity and a hierarchy based on artificial characteristics. In the case of pizza socialism, the hierarchy is based on how a pizza is prepared and eaten, and at the bottom of the hierarchy you will find American-style pizza crusts and pizza Hawaii, or pineapple pizza.

People who adhere to this ideology are commonly referred to as "Pizzis".
"You're such a Pizzi, just let me enjoy my pizza the way I like it!"

"Hundreds of Americans fled the country after the Pizza Socialist Italian Worker's Party won the 2032 elections and changed Italy's state-ideology to Pizza Socialism"
by Civilis August 19, 2018
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Social media

A word that only boomers use to Reference reference the internet. Like thomas windram!
In my day social media didn’t exist! We played in the streets.
by Mr.dine June 11, 2020
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Maverick Social Club

Hey Lucille I hear Maverick Social Club are playing Water Rats tonight.

Lets fucking go and see them.
by Reverendgeronimoflash January 9, 2019
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social cult

A dumb phrase created by Hunter J Saxon
“i’m never invited cause it’s a social cult”
by FakeName27 February 6, 2019
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Forced Social Interaction

When you get added to a random group chat which 2 or other people and they try to talk to you, usually use the words like hey or hi or nora
Person 1: Hey There
Person 2: This is forced social interaction
Person 2: Forced Social Interaction is not a Joke
Person 3: Nora
by Epsom-Printed November 5, 2019
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