Social Chair

Somebody who likes to have fun who is given money so everybody else can have fun

wow, our social chair is a retard but he sure does have fun

by Stimulantlover73 October 20, 2025

Social Risk

When you’re with a group of friends and one them tells a bad joke and the room goes silent. (Essentially killing the vibe)

A group of college students were hanging out and Ryan told a joke that wasn’t funny and everyone stopped talking, but Kieran said social risk and everyone started laughing.

by Vibe patrol July 25, 2021

social rape

specifically in florida the idea that a man has to initiate the entire hookup and the girl also wants to hookup but socially it is unacceptable in florida for the girl to be the slut so socially the man is raping her.

The girls in florida want to be fucked but won’t admit it, they enjoy social rape.

by floridaramgirl May 1, 2025

Social-fullofshit-ism

"Social-fullofshit-ism" is when your brain is so full of propaganda and lies that there is no room for the truth or reason.

I am sick and tired of watching the network news, they all spout the same old social-fullofshit-ism.

by 2B+ October 20, 2019

Social Chopping Block

A metaphorical place in your mind where you decide whether you will cut off your friends/acquaintances; hence the name chopping block.

Adam: Have you heard about how fucking lazy Charles is?
Sam: Yeah, he texted me out of the blue asking for a damn math assignment, he’s up on my social chopping block.

by Wtf_123 February 12, 2025

Social Media

Social Media, a place where you can make online friends without having to ask for fetishes, hobbies, and more.

Online:
Marc and Michael are having a normal convo until-
Marc: What are you on?! LOL
Michael: Im on Instagram(a form of Social Media)
Marc: No kidding.

by what are you on September 9, 2019

social fistancing

The act of, in the year 2020, using all forms of media to angrily force something false, (an idea, policy, false election results, covid-19 misinformation) upon an otherwise informed public.

The Trump administration by way of base, has attempted to feed a continual line of bullshit up the rest of the world's ass through the practice of social fistancing.

by boxcarbob December 9, 2020