A keyboard warrior who is a stereotypical couch potato, who is more interested in tell you what to do rather than brushing the crumbs off, getting up of their ass and doing anything remotely appropriate to what they demand of you.
by ElmoOfFire November 16, 2024
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Potato (v)
1. To remain in a comfortable space (typically a couch,) in a relaxed position, for an exceptionally long time.
2. To gain pleasure from relaxing in one place for an exceptionally long time.
1. To remain in a comfortable space (typically a couch,) in a relaxed position, for an exceptionally long time.
2. To gain pleasure from relaxing in one place for an exceptionally long time.
by Stfu_donny June 26, 2017
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When a living organism has spent extensive amounts of time on a piece of furniture called a couch (at least 7 hours) then refers back to this experience
When a living organism has spent extensive amounts of time on a piece of furniture called a couch (at least 7 hours) then refers back to this experience
I've watched tv till my eyes have started burning & I've eaten so much crappy food today I think I could vomit all while I've couch potatoed.
by CarlG.Willie May 9, 2018
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Clete- “we are having Clete’s famous Clete potato pancakes for breakfast!”
Everyone else- “we’d rather eat hungry man frozen potatoes than that bullshit!”
Everyone else- “we’d rather eat hungry man frozen potatoes than that bullshit!”
by Potato nutsack October 17, 2022
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It was cold on the camping trip, but Sid and I stayed warm because we had a baked potato every night.
by dgrinder February 3, 2017
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