Bagel Monkey

Jew. Preferably a hairy one.

Steven Spielberg. If it looks like a bagel monkey, tastes like a bagel monkey, and directs Munich, its a bagel monkey.

by Palestine4life November 12, 2007

monkey devil

a mean mean bass line provider often found at partys raves and disotek's

person 1- Are you going to the rave on saturday?

person 2- s*!t yeah, i heard theres gonna be a monkey devil there

by md999 November 18, 2007

Turd-monkey

1.
a complete idiot.
someone who is practically dumber than a loaf o' bread
2.
A meanie

"Frag You!"XD

"Oh, you turd-monkey!!!" >:O

by prep-hater :DDD yaaaa October 17, 2008

Skunky Monkey

The title of a rap that the famous rapper, Emma, came up with.

Skunky Monkey Unky Funky Dunkey

by skunkeyfan November 28, 2016

monkey knuckle

Like a camel toe but much smaller often referred to as a shetland vagina

Did you see her monkey knuckle? It was the smallest vagina I've ever seen.

by lunchbox#1 July 13, 2012

Fondle Monkey

Someone who constantly puts their hands down their own pants and seems as though they are "digging for gold" or "bugs to feast upon" or maybe even trying to capture the essence of their own smegma on their hands. Thus resembling the acts of a monkey by fondleing themselves.

I shared cheetos with this girl today. I didnt tell her that I had played some fondle monkey earlier that day.

by Thomas Cornelius Johnston III February 21, 2011

Chunder Monkey

When you go over your limit whilst drinking and throw up everywhere in front of everyone.

'I hope no-one remembers Saturday night' *walking down corridor* 'WAHEEEY ITS THE CHUNDER MONKEY!' ...'shit'

by GemmaT123456 November 21, 2011