Michael

A baby ass bih, one who never leaves his dorm.

Dude: Hey man, you know that guy who never leaves his dorm?
Bro: Yeah dude! Hes such a Michael. Total opposite of a true G.
Dude: Yeah man, hes really not a real one he doesn't put a hunnet into life.

by Babes xx May 9, 2018

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Michael Wood

World's Smartest Native Australian, also a name used to pressure people into doing things.

Man 1: Oi mate skull that beer right now
Man 2: I'm not going to do that!
Man 1: Alright, but Michael Wood
Man 2: Oh no now I have to do it

by Funnel-King May 11, 2018

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Michael Triggered

When you get triggered at ANYTHING and EVERYTHING, even when people are clearly be sarcastic.

Mychail is Michael Triggered right now, so DO NOT speak to the weeb.

by Michael Triggered May 11, 2018

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brandon michael stovall

The absolute most impressive guy on Earth. also means crack head

I wish i could be Brandon Michael Stovall

by asldkfhadfo9iekjh February 27, 2017

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michael fulton

That white kid that you want to stay away from. Michael Fulton is the annoying kid that wears skin tight pants. He is funny at times though and is a good friend even though he is annoying at times.

Oh god it's Michael Fulton...

by ManManEthan February 27, 2017

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