Matt Tort

When a dude is banging a chick belly to belly

Oh shit Kyle just banged that chick Matt Tort style!

by Butch Jackson July 25, 2024

Matt Tort

When you bang a chick belly to belly.

Oh I can’t believe Kyle banged that chick Matt Tort style

by Butch Jackson July 25, 2024

matfyz syndrome

Matfyz syndrome come from the mathematical-physical faculty of Charles University in Prague. Where they teach very complicated math.

It means that you are so good in complicated math, equations and such that you start to forget things like division/multiplication sometimes even additions like 53+92, or substraction like 68-392. Caused by using calculator too much.

64+7 is 70? It's 71, you are starting to have the matfyz syndrome. You shouldn't use the calculator that much.

by TheLizatkk August 6, 2024

Matt Hughes

Oh no, man, what happened to Matt Hughes!? Train accident!? Aw man... That is tragic.

Hym "What!? Matt Hughes got hit train!? Man that sucks! He's alive but he suffered some brain damage. Man... He was the best. He was the pre-GSP pound for pound goat. Let's get his record quick... 45 and 9 with wins against guys like Bj Penn and GSP. Man... FRE NEURALINK FOR MATT HUGHES OR A.I. DEATH-BOT VIOLENCE FOR EVERYONE!!!"

by Hym Iam August 16, 2024

Matt Simon

Commonly known as “Molly Matt”(because he loves molly his gfs name), he’s the sweetest boy who would never touch drugs or alcohol. NEVER. He respects the law and would never do something like public urination. Matt hates fraternities and believes they are no fun and doesn’t want anything to do with partying. He also LOVES black people.

Man1: “Dude it’s Matt Simon!”
Man:2 “I know people call him Molly Matt because he just loves his gf”
Man1: “Wait I thought it was because he took Molly?”
Man2: “Mchale shut the fuck up.”

by OGMiceman February 12, 2024

Matt Donovan

Omg I swear he rose from the 7th layer of hell. HOW MANY TIMES DOES HE HAVE TO DIE TO ACTUALLY BE DEAD?!

Matt: yOu'rE a VaMpIrE sTeFaN aNd YoU sToLe mY eLeNa
Stefan:..........................................................its okay, I forgive you

Matt Donovan everybody....

by LearnyourABC'S February 15, 2024

Matt

A Matt is a total tryhard at video games. If your team is losing, yell at him to pay attention, and you'll be winning in a minute or two. People on the other team are always sending him hate messages because he's horribly annoying if you're not on his side. Also, a Matt's Roman Empire is the fight scene between Anakin and Obi-Wan in Revenge of the Sith

Make sure you're on Matt's team for PVP

by I'dratherbebitch February 21, 2024