King Sausage

Also known as the Sausage Master or The Sausage of Madison County. Real name , Paul Sausage also owns the Floridaatv Motoplex , the top ATV riding area in Florida. Earned the name because of the giant nature of his sausage. Has also been known to blow a mans colon wide open.

Geeezzz that Paul sure has a HUGE sausage ! Hes the King Sausage !

by Quad32x December 21, 2008

Roast king

Given to the best of the best roasters,
As of rn the roast king is chava aka wetroaster

Bro you got roasted by roast king

by Chava4567 November 1, 2016

King Martini

A virgin, who wishes he could get laid , so he is heavily into matinis, because that's what the suave guys(like fictional character james bond) drinks.

that guy in the suit and tie, drinking maryinis, just struck out again. what a king martini

by Qualified specialist August 14, 2011

bill king

Name: one given the utmost power and authority, strong, reliable, ancient God of humanity

His parents realized his power at birth and named him Bill King

by Killy Bing December 21, 2016

King-Of-The-Leem

The Anti-Zeem

you're so uncool they should crown you king-of-the-leem and you can destoy everything cool.

by kingofthezeem February 14, 2012

Burger King

Burger King is a fast food restaurant that is renowned by it's special Burger King Foot Lettuce in Jan 2018.

Fat Timmy: I WANT A MCDONALD'S

Mom:FUCK OFF TIMMY WE'RE HAVING A BURGER KING WHICH IT'S HEALTHIER AND LESS EXPENSIVE PRICK!

FAT TIMMY TURNS SKINNY, GET A BURGER KING TODAY.

by FUCKYOUEPIC September 24, 2018

sun king

Generally, sun kings are determined by their names and their mother language must be different from their nation's, because no one understands the sun king. also has the power to influence nature and weather. always tries to prove the impossible, the sun king is the boy who flew close to the sun and replaced the wax that kept his wings on with glue.

a: you know when i get depressed, the clouds cover the sun and it begins to rain.
b: could be coincidence, relax bro
a: yea but the weather was destined for clear and sunny, and now its dark and cloudy.
b: so?
a: cant have the plants perish, 7 days maximum.
b: is that like a commandment or something?
-a week later-
b: yo wtf can i get the sun back? its so gloomy i cant take it anymore
a: yea, told you im the sun king

by oddella June 9, 2019