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Bail money friend

BMF- the one call option. The person you can call no matter what the time or what the reason or where you are who will come without question and get you outta there, or at least provide lawyers, guns and money.
Thank goodness my BMF Bail money friend was sober, or else I never would have gotten out of that speed-trap town.
by BigTex August 14, 2012
mugGet the Bail money friendmug.

pitty money

Pitty money: when people send you money after something bad happens instead of comforting you in person
" Your uncle sent you 50$ ,he said he felt bad after he saw what happened"

"Dope pitty money really fills the void of my dad dying"
by I eat rotten strawberries September 18, 2022
mugGet the pitty moneymug.

Melvin Money

Money from the short squeeze on GameStop (GME) in January of 2021. Taking all of Melvins capital.
Elon Musk gave GME a shoutout on twitter after the stock soared from a mere $4 in early Dec. to $150 end of January.

Melvin owes 5.5 Billion dollars at a 60% interest rate.
“Yo dog nice Tesla” -Rando dude
“Yeah thank Elon for helping me get that Melvin Money”
by Estretoseten January 26, 2021
mugGet the Melvin Moneymug.

mediocre money

A (typically large) sum of money acquired by doing work that many people would consider "mid" or mediocore
Axel Waddles Son gleefully replied "Look at how much mediocre money I made from my ROBLOX "regret" elevator game!"
by hornybussyassclapper September 18, 2024
mugGet the mediocre moneymug.

stole my music money

Commonly known to take someone's ideas and putting their stimnatual in a way of looking like they came up with and created it.....
Hey maybe that mothafucker stole my music money.
by RealBunnyMama84 May 30, 2021
mugGet the stole my music moneymug.

thinking money

showing good sense and/or remarkable cleverness. Inversely, if one shows poor judgment and/or lack of cleverness, they are "not thinking money."
Dave: "Hey, man, instead going to the bar to meet chicks, let's throw a house party and tell our friends to invite everyone they know!"

Ken: "NOW you're thinking money!"

-OR-

Dave: "Why haven't car companies invented hovercars yet?"

Ken: "Who knows, dude? They're obviously not thinking money."
by T Intel September 10, 2010
mugGet the thinking moneymug.

Money Grimer

1. A person that is generally all about the money; they don't care about the concept of wrong or right

2. An individual that is snobby about the cash flow or generally uses you for the money, as soon as they can't get money from you they are rendered useless

3. A bitch male or female that issues you a purpose to make you feel like you owe them something; whether or not you have paid them or not they might dwell on you either way
4. A Cock sucker that only comes around if you got them digits, if someone else has more cash you are a dweeb and you might see them again..
Money Grimming ass bitch that will only show love upon the cash, prostitute like mentality they be confirmed a Money Grimer
by HaloTheHalo February 2, 2024
mugGet the Money Grimermug.

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