That one salty bastard in your family who loses everytime; is usually fat, ginger or light blonde and gets bullied in school. Would spend £90 on a DLC for Cadburys if there was one.
Fatfuck: I don't wanna play monopoly! It isn't Minecraft!

Parent: *slaps* People who dont want to play Monopoly are a fagghot.
by Abusive Shit Bastard January 03, 2018
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playing ugly

To behave as though you find an attractive person unappealing to you in order to flatten their sense of self-proclaimed superiority over a less attractive person.
The dude is playing ugly to that girl who clearly believes she’s out of his league.
by Call it Straight September 15, 2022
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Shower play

When a person or a group of people who are into pig play engage in sexual activities in the shower with the water running.
I wanted to play with this gorgeous guy I meet at the club, but I didn't prepare or have a space to do it without getting messy, so we decided to shower play in the bathroom
by Sub Sub July 04, 2024
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let's play wifi

when 2 gay men decide to get out a double-sided dildo and have a competition to see who can slide it in the farthest first
by Stabbolikesgay February 24, 2021
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No Hat No Play

In Australian Primary Schools they have a policy to avoid UV exposure they say "No Hat No Play"
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No Hat No Play

In Australian Primary schools they have a policy of wearing hats at all times
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No Hat No Play

Gospel in many Aussie primary schools. Possibly because the rate of skin cancer is so high in Straya. You can essentially do whatever you want in the playground as long as you're wearing your hat, the teachers won't mind.

Seriously, you can literally bully someone so much they go on to develop depression and 97 other mental illnesses, or you could shit a mountain on top of the handball court with your mates, go ham and the teachers won't give a fuck what you're doing - as long as you've got your hats on! Because, no hat no play!
Teachers when someone is being murdered: i sleep
Teachers when someone projectile shits all over the walls of a classroom, turning the place into a Jackson Pollock artwork: i sleep
Teachers when someone forgets their hat: UNACCEPTABLE!!! No hat no play!
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