Chlamydia Dragon

When a dragon pees fire, it’s actually just chlamydia

Why wasn’t chlamydia dragon a plot line in GOT?

by Bill Gluckman 14 April 8, 2021

Sleeping dragon

When you have a stomach bug and shit yourself in your sleep and stay asleep through it.

I had a bad stomach bug last week and woke up to a sleeping dragon.

by Ghostfart April 6, 2022

Lord Dragon Cock

A man named Jason Freeland whom has a Lord Dragon Cock. His cock has girth and is long. It roars, and breathes fire . It shoots super long , and says I am Lord Dragon Cock .

Top of the morning to you Lord Dragon Cock !

by Ultra Violet July 26, 2022

dragon slayer

a dragon slayer is called a male part that is over 8inch long or 20cm long

damn you have a dragon slayer down there

by Mitкo November 24, 2024

How To Train Your Dragon

The absolutely best animated trilogy known to all mankind. It’s emotional, it’s funny, it’s infuriating at times, and it WILL MAKE U CRY. Best thing ever to exist, period.

Idk what you’re doing if you’re not watching How To Train Your Dragon in your free time

by madameggroll August 24, 2023

Spun like a dragon

Detatchmeant from self, aka very much under the influence of said cats

Yo do you see that wool over there he is spun like a dragon.

by Kcheeze7 August 14, 2018

Reverse Dragon

When you eat something spicy and it comes out spicy and like fire on the other end.

After eating spicy tocos I have reverse dragon

by Breezybrie77 March 17, 2023