Donkey Bitchass

An alias for Donkey Kong given by DashieXP, this is due to his hatred towards the character caused by getting hit with a red shell from him once.

*Donkey Kong appears*
Dashie: Donkey Bitchass..

by anonymous4chanfunkin August 5, 2025

Donkey Punch

When you take a woman from behind in the backdoor and punch her in the back of the head knocking her out making all holes squeeze shut.

People on urban dictionary are too PUSSY to define DONKEY PUNCH accurately

by DAWNKYPAUNCH August 12, 2025

Donkey Dong

Instead of being the crotch of a Male Donkey. This is the definition of a Silly Children's Game named after Pin the Tail on the Donkey. Firstly, you need to find a Washable Marker and draw a Black Spot on someone who will be IT similar to the game tag. To spread the Donkey Dong Virus you must get Jiggy With It as in thrust another player rather than tapping them with your hands. Bystanders may give you funny looks without context but the game overall is pretty hilarious.

"BEWARE OF THE DONKEY DONG" - Donkey Kong

by pickypocket September 8, 2025

Donkey Squasage

An abnormally large penis, typically referenced in the gay community as someone who has a penis that is to big to engage in homosexual intercourse with.

Person A:Omg did you see that dude Bryan came in with. What a lucky man.
Person B: Naw dude he bailed, that guy has a donkey squasage.

Person A: OH man! Yeah hard pass.

by Rickpatty11b September 30, 2025

Dooney

Being Gay or being a freaky homie to the other homies

“ Yo bro Stop Being dooney and sayin i look cute yo ass Gay “

“ You’re being dooney ( gay )”

by die4mybitch October 2, 2025

Donkey style

When you shove a waffle up your ass while having sex with a cheerleader.

Taken from SML: "SML Movie: Brooklyn Guy's Nightmare!"

What? Donkey style is new, what is that?
IS WHEN YOU SHOVE A WAFFLE UP YO ASS

by cheesecrackers21 October 20, 2025

Donkey Plod

the action of a neurotypical individual capitalising off the innovations of a neurodivergent individual - effectively performing the obvious steps from start to finish without any creativity or additional contributions, taking credit for the idea as if it was their own.

Mia spent weeks researching and proposing a new integration system, and amongst the stress ends up burning herself out; Lucas casually approaches to fill in and implements the steps Mia laid out. He receives the credit for the amazing work as if it was his own - total Donkey Plod.

by whosyourdani October 27, 2025