Snake

Someone who rattles things about other people, mainly lies.

(Snake)"Do you know she fancies him?" (Human 1)"No, let me check this." (Snake)"You don't need to" (Human 1) "Do you fancy my girlfriend?!" (Human 2)"No I don't..." (Human 1)"Ugh, that snake!"

by EnglishDefinitions October 26, 2017

snake friday

getting screwed over at work, typically on a friday, by means of extra/unneccessary work. and not getting paid overtime

hey man, weren't you supposed to leave a few hours ago?

yeah bro, but you know its another snake friday

by frankturner March 9, 2010

saddle snake

Penis

Check out the size of that saddle snake!

by Saddle Snake January 24, 2022

In the snake den

When you miss school due to uncontrollable mud snake explosions at the toilet.

“Bro you coming into school today?”
“Nah dude I’m in the snake den from all those PBRs and pot pies I had last night.

by Paddle thwacker April 4, 2023

snake

alissa violet

GIRL:Aahh its a snake
BOY: EWWW

by ...its a secret... October 8, 2017

Pretzel Snake

When your shaft is soft and tangles into a knot like earphones that were shoved into a back pocket. Another case is when the garden hose has a kink in it and makes that hissing sound when you turn on the water.

First thing this morning I went to take a piss, it was a bit of a struggle with my 16 inch pretzel snake.

by 5ft6 April 5, 2021

Poop snake

A very long turd.

Scenario 1

Donald and James talk about what the blood sausage which has not been cut looks like.

Donald: That blood sausage looks like a big fockin BIIIIIIIIIIIG poop snake when uncut!
James: Dunnit mate! I bet it does look like a poop snake!
Donald: Aye, me fine fellow!

Scenario 2

Bill has to shit. It's a rather long one, but not long enough for the toilet, so he shits in the ground.

Bill: I gotta keep shitting... but I can't hold it longer.
Mark: You can do it man!
Bill: *keeps shitting until it stopped*
Mark: Wow, man! That was a long poop snake! :D

by Matt_The_Anime_Man January 7, 2021