Dieter Porn

When your friend plays 3 games at once and sleeps for 17 hours every day

Hey Kevin stop doing a Dieter Porn

by Dieter barthoiloakeus May 28, 2024

porn crumpet

Originates from the band name Psychedelic Porn Crumpets. There are two likely definitions:

(a) Describes a pornographic or sexy crumpet; a crumpet that looks very appetizing
(b) A porn star. Crumpet referring to a sexy person (usually a woman)

(a) Hey Jerry can you pass me that porn crumpet?
(b) Mate, is that the porn crumpet from "Revenge of the Tentacles 3"?

by ssflss January 10, 2023

Porn

porn is something you watch when you feel horny

i wanna finger my self to porn

by ladybugjune September 5, 2022

Porn

When mommy an daddy love each other very much!!!!!!

Mommy and daddy made porn last night

by Hahxjsdhajkxhdj November 4, 2020

Porn

wtf you searchin' for? you already know what porn is, so why search it up? heres a sentence anyways.

his mom got on his computer and typed "p" on his computer and found the search "pornhub".

by randomlightskinnedblackkid March 10, 2024

Speculation Porn

When the media doesn't have any facts, but they need headlines, so they theorize several unlikely scenarios in order to create a story. Speculation porn is like political erotic fiction for people who get off by fantasizing about scenarios for their favorite political figures.

Donald Trump went to the hospital today and in the last 24 hours the media has produced more speculation porn than Brazzers. They wrote headlines about 7 different people who could take over as President before the White House even released a statement.

by ModeratelyOutraged October 11, 2020

Food Porn

Generally a collection of food images, appealing enough to post on social media. It can be a picture of your egg-sausage-hashbrown breakfast, or even some leftover spaghetti-and-meatballs. Not actual porn, sorry.

Person 1: Why the hell is "Food Porn" in your search history?
Person 2: Oh, I was looking at some pepperoni pizza the other day.
Person 1: Wh-what?
Person 2 shows a picture of an actual slice of pizza.
Person 2: Yeah, you thought! Do you have some dirty mind or something?
Person 1: Don't we all?

by hello_imded April 19, 2023