circus cock

A large penis, so named that it belongs in a circus sideshow because of its enormous size.

"That nigga in the porno had a 13-inch circus cock!"

by Griffster December 26, 2005

Cock Rape

The act of a female raping a heterosexual male. Utterly impossible, even if the girl is ugly.

I was cock raped last night. So what if it was my mom?

by MisterMagic November 23, 2003

Mope Cock

Derogatory term for someone who is lethargic and overweight. A mope cock also likes to whine about his current situation, yet does nothing to fix it. A mope cock also moves slow and eats incredible amounts of food.

"I saw Big Mark at White Castle last night, what a fucking mope cock"

by Matt December 5, 2003

cock togawa

Japanese slang for when a man pulls down his underwear on his erect penis such that when released it will bounce erratically to return to the stiff erect position.

Every japanese pornstar loves a cock togawa before giving a blowjob.

by toobeight September 29, 2009

hammerhead cock

when a male has a dick the shape and size of a hammerhead shark

yea i got a hammerhead cock

by slobonmynoblikecornonacob November 3, 2017

Collateral Cock

The event when a fat ugly chick uses her hot friend in order to get laid.

Damn dude, Sally was fucking awesome in the sack, but I had to give her fugly friend some collateral cock or she wouldn't let me hit it.

by irishpatrick03 August 5, 2008

In a chimp's cock

A slang expression, meaning "not likely" or "impossible".

A balanced view from this? In a chimp's cock.

(See "The Day Today" with Chris Morris)

by James Christ August 15, 2004