Retardificate 

To make someone or something retarded, or of lower functionality than it was prior to its retardification.

ex1: I just can't bring myself to talk to that hot girl. Every time I get close to her I get retardificated.

ex2: I dropped my laptop yesterday, and now it's all screwed up and retardificated!

Retardificate by celtwolf January 3, 2010

Retardical 

Retardical means something that is soo retarded! It is something or an act of some kind that is extremely stupid, retarded, idiototic, ridciulous, dumb, etc.

retarded stupid retardical idiototic ridciulous dumb

Retardical by JL<>Loove July 31, 2010

Retarded Oxford 

When you have to sit there and listen to two idiots (or young kids) having a debate over the stupidest fucking thing.

I am not going to the bar with those two idiots any more. I felt like a moderator at Retarded Oxford.

Retarded Oxford by YpYp October 27, 2010

Retardaffable 

A person who is annoyingly stupid and also exceedingly friendly and pleasant.

Good lord, Dom is retardaffable! He is so incredibly dumb it drives me up a wall; but he is such a friendly guy I always feel guilty for getting annoyed at his stupid ass.

Retardaffable by Ol D Luc June 13, 2011

Retarding 

When someone is acting retarded with out even realizing that they are acting retarded by simply being themselves.

This person is someone who is usually seen as normal or, maybe even intelligent.

The act of someone slipping from normal to a retard.

1. He was showing off so much with that butterfly knife that he ended up retarding and cutting off his damn finger.

2. Look, that bitch trying to drive is retarding and about to crash.

3. I think my dad is stuck in a retarding cycle.

4. This bitch lost the keys to the car, she's retarding.

Retarding by GrEeNFaM October 27, 2011

Retarded Bieber mode 

The mode when Justin Bieber is drunk usually so shaded with an upside down head stupid actions like Peeing in a bucket

Everyone Run retarded Bieber mode is active

Retarded Bieber mode by Epictailz January 25, 2017

spaghetti retarded 

a distinct inability in the art of eating spaghetti.

Dude, I went with some friends to Olive Garden, but Nate is fucking spaghetti retarded. He got it all over himself!

spaghetti retarded by MrNapalm January 31, 2009