Sloppy Pizza

A pizza that has been punched and then microwaved until it is sloppy.

Alternatively this can also mean you have cheese in your foreskin and jerk off until you bleed.

Ew! Tomasso is eating sloppy pizza for lunch again.

by Guck Messiah February 18, 2026

Pineapple pizza

The best thing in the world

Pineapple pizza is great

by Wet potatoes are yummy February 18, 2025

Oatmeal pizza

When you vomit, cum, and diarrhea all at once

Yo bro that girl was so hit I made an oatmeal pizza on the tile floor

by hurtcobain March 4, 2025

Pesto Pizza lovers

Big Black Monkeys

One big black monkey said "I want Pesto Pizza lovers" monkey 2 said fuck off black guy

by Bigger Black Monkey March 31, 2025

rotten pizza

Uncool. Sucks. Bad. Boring. Laaaaaame. The opposite is “fresh pizza”.

That’s rotten pizza. He’s so rotten pizza. Rotten pizza, dude. Rotten pizza vibes.

by Rotten pizza April 13, 2025

fresh pizza

Cool. Nice. Awesome. The stuff. Opposite of rotten pizza.

This is totally fresh pizza. He’s fresh pizza. That’s fresh pizza. Fresh pizza, dude.

by Rotten pizza April 13, 2025

Brazilian pizza

When you cum on a girls ass and sprinkle cheese on afterwards as a finishing touch.

Dude how could you give her a Brazilian pizza? You know she's lactose intolerant

by FuckDon83 May 21, 2025